"Miles and miles in my bare feet;
Still can’t lay me down to sleep.
If I die before I wake, 
I know the Lord my soul won’t take.”
  • Look, all I want isĀ a claw-foot bathtub surrounded by:
  • Bowls of chocolate chips,
  • Cheesecake,
  • Brownies
  • Nectar of the Gods (AKA Arizona Green Tea),
  • Sprite,
  • And a window wall so I can look out at the trees while I go into a diabetic coma.

I don’t think I’m asking too much.

23 hours ago // 2 notes
Crashing Planes

So, my little brother wrote this song on piano. He’s never had lessons. Just decided one day two years ago after getting back from rehab that he wanted to learn. So he sat down and just started playing anything he heard without any problem. He’s extremely talented and now writes his own music. You should definitely give it a listen. It’s beyond worth it.

"Crashing planes" is a my most recently written song, inspired by a dream i had, its a very special song to me, i really hope you the viewers enjoy every second of it. I know I do!

23 hours ago // 0 notes






A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

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Fuck Tonight, Man
  • Does anyone else have those days where you literally just want to drive into a wall because it's just that fucking shitty? But you go to sleep instead after staying awake for too long, thinking way too much; wake up the next day and it's the same. And then it just never stops? It's fucking perpetual hell. How do people handle this shit...I mean really. Damn.

1 day ago // 2 notes
"The days get shorter and the nights get cold. 
I like the autumn but this place is getting old. 
I pack up my belongings and I head for the coast. 
It might not be a lot but I feel like I’m making the most. 
The days get longer and the nights smell green. 
I guess it’s not surprising but it’s spring and I should leave.”
"Oh, but I’m scared to death
That there may not be another one like this. 
And I confess that I’m only holding on by a thin, thin thread.” (at Le Work Place)
The enthusiasm was real.
"Setting fire to our insides for fun to distract our hearts from missing them."
Me favorite of all da leedles:3. @hannahbairey
"I wanna make you happy; I wanna make you feel alive. Let me make you happy; let me make you feel alive at night. I wanna make you happy; you and good girl tonight."